You: CRABMUNK?

Stranger: hammer time

Stranger: omg you know my name

You: What's your name?

Stranger: I'm Crabmunk Jr Lancerlot the second

You: CRABMUNK?

Stranger: I HERD YOU LIKE LITTLE GIRLS

You: CRABMUNK?

Stranger: asl

You: CRABMUNK?

Stranger: MUDKIP?

You: CRABMUNK?

Stranger: fuck my car

You: CRABMUNK?

Stranger: uhm is that a name?

You: CRABMUNK?

Stranger: I kissed two girls today

You: CRABMUNK?

Stranger: i dont sorry man

You: CRABMUNK?

Stranger: YEH!

You: CRABMUNK?

Stranger: nope this is flopi dixx

Stranger: the one and only

You: CRABMUNK?

Stranger: hanna montanna

You: CRABMUNK?

Stranger: i accidentally my car today... :-(

Stranger: now its clean again

You: CRABMUNK?

Stranger: hi moose

You: CRABMUNK?

Stranger: do you like cock?

You: CRABMUNK?

Stranger: WTF

You: CRABMUNK?

Stranger: fuca, igor, or lab?

You: CRABMUNK?

Stranger: i think owning a dog in the city is like saying "my need for companionship... far outways my disgust for picking up shit"

You: CRABMUNK?

Stranger: WHITEPOWER

You: CRABMUNK?

Stranger: what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?

You: CRABMUNK?

Stranger: negative

You: CRABMUNK?

Stranger: stop yelling, im trying to sleep

You: CRABMUNK?

Stranger: shut up youll wake the neighbors

You: CRABMUNK?

Stranger:  I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling

Stranger: Gonna make you understand

You: CRABMUNK

Stranger: MONKEYSPUNK!