Stranger: whats a girl like me to do?
Stranger: when she is a virgin at 18
Stranger: hey are you a virgin
Stranger: if you are not
Stranger: is sex as good as every1 says
You: I'm not, I'm just a crabmunk
Stranger: ????????
Stranger: ENLIGHTEN ME
You: EAT THE CRABMUNK
You: and then you'll know
Stranger: AFTER I HAVE SEX
Stranger: be patient my padawan
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